Total Medals Earned: 102 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,225 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
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Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 19/63 (95/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Won the Leo Plush!
Won the Matt plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Hank plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 23/24 (155/180 points)
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
wonder whats inside?
slow down there buster (break the rock in 8.88s or less)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (185/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 10/20 (110/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)